Friday, March 18, 2011

Lamar of days past II

If you had the mental fortitude to make it through the first blog post about Lamar's 85-86 catalog and followed the link here on purpose, congratulations! You are in for a treat. This post will illustrate a little more of what was presented as normal campus life, as well as a long abandoned late registration policy that you might find intriguing. I made these discussions two separate links because, let's face it--there's only so much 80s you can handle in one blog post.

In this next candid shot, we see dueling 80s hairdos--the dental student's styled helmet head vs. the patient's Farrah hair--who will win?



Along with the totally "unstaged" shots of two students together doing academic-type things, we also have several of just one lone student reading, because, as we know, college students read all the damn time, especially when they don't know they're being photographed.

This next picture has a kind of eerie stalker feel to it--you can almost hear the heavy breathing. This poor young woman in her 80s skort and jellies shoes has no idea she's being photographed while she studiously reads up for her Shakespeare class. And again, we're left wondering why this girl is the sole student on campus--is this catalog supposed to be set in a post-apocalyptic era?













Look out, Steffi Graff! This up and coming Vidorian is gonna smoke you at Wimbledon! The young woman below seems to be playing tennis all by herself, and also seems befuddled by just what the racket is for, and the ball for that matter, but by God she's sure she's jammin' in those tennis shorts and t-shirt.














Here we have a young man with windblown hair (Flock of Seagulls fan, perhaps) who is pretending to be mildly pensive about ECONOMICS, Principles of Accounting, and something else--perhaps the text from his Afro-American music course, where the class is studying iambic tetrameter in the lyrics of Schoolly D?














Here is an interesting study--I call it "Lady with Beaker"--this young woman made sure to tease and aquanet the bejeesus out of that mane before she made it to campus where she is, as we can see here, in the process of inventing a hairspray with even more hold.














In perusing the actual text of the catalog, I came across a policy that made me almost cry--from laughter. When you look at the academic calendar below, you will notice that classes begin on August 29th, and late registration ends on August 30th.



However, I do suspect that back in '85, this rule was followed much more stringently than it is now, when "late registration" actually seems to extend about two weeks into the semester.

Overall, what I learned from writing all of this is that college catalogs can function as a kind of unintentional time capsule--they are relics that can tell us quite a bit about a region's attitudes toward everything: education, clothes, hair, and they can also make us realize why the Humane Society is a good thing.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Lamar of days past...

A week ago, I was looking through old Lamar catalogs, trying to get a sense of what the advanced English courses looked like in the 70s and 80s. My original goal was to chart the development of the program, but then I got sidetracked by the utter awesomeness that is the Lamar General Catalog: 1985-1986. Everything you loved or hated about the 80s is here, and no, I have not cleverly retouched any photos to make them even more 80s-ish—you truly can’t make this stuff up. Please, join me as we take a visual tour, cover to cover, through what I now believe to be Lamar’s heyday as an institution of higher learning.



This cover tells us a lot--are these two students hiding from something? The fashion police, maybe? Fortunately, they both have the appropriate mid 80s coifs--she has some sort of graduated mullet, and he looks like he's rocking the man-perm. But honestly, wouldn't a college catalog be more appealing to prospective students if it was made to look as though there were more than two students on campus?

In essence, I would say the tone of this book goes something like this: Hey, students! It’s 1985! Reagan is President! Woo hoo! Forget Southeast Texas’s horrendously dismal economy—come to Lamar, where you can major in courses with ridiculous and politically incorrect titles such as, Education 432: Educating the Culturally Different, (WTF?!) Education 3311: Identification and Habilitation of the Mentally Retarded, and Music 333: Music of the Afro-American—a course described in the catalog as “A general study of the present day American Negro music and a study of the Afro-American music historical background”. Hell, yeah! We be down with the “Negros” at Lamar—just look at how many African American students we have pictured in this catalog!








As we well know, the 80s ushered in a whole new age of technology--the Commodore 64, etc. Lamar was on top of this trend, offering students access to a happenin' "Computer Center," in which "all jobs are automatically scheduled by the computer which considers computing time and storage requirements as well as other factors." Wow--that just sounds so neato and futuristic! Bite it, MIT! We got a main frame, and we're goin' FORTRAN on y'all's asses!



Hey, look, it's Bill Gates! Oh, wait--Nope--it's just a student channeling his inner nerd in the "Computer Center" and doing some sort of ancient CAD.



80s Lamar made every effort to make us believe that all over campus, you could find pulchritudinous (look it up) coeds strategically posed and chatting it up about their academic interests--basically, these following captions have the stink of a Sears Roebuck catalog ripoff all over them.



My, Becky and Ted are up awful early to be so chipper about whatever it is they're doing (none of the catalog photos had captions) in the Computer Center. Perhaps Ted is simply trying to get up the gumption to ask Becky to go see Back to the Future with him. By the way, Becky, nice feathered hair! And I looooove the thin silk long-sleeve belted dress--a must have for the 80s working girl.

In the following photo, we're catching up with Rocky and Janelle, who have just come from their Psychology 434 course: "An Introduction to Group Psychotherapy" (also a real class from the catalog)--they're discussing deep stuff about feelings, and Janelle, who seems to have just walked off the set of a commercial for feminine products, is trying to restrain herself from asking Rocky what is up with his barely-there polka dotted wife beater tank top and too-small Converse sneakers. I also have a really uncomfortable feeling that this photo should have had a caption reading, "Pay no attention to the three African American students in the background." Or at least a speech bubble for Rocky that says, "How you doin'?"















And here we have Peter and Sandy (oh, the sad, sad early days of experimenting with highlighting one's hair at home) cheerfully completing a very 80s pre-PETA science lab dissection project (yes, they really are dissecting what you think they are dissecting--and they're smiling while they're doing it).



I imagine their conversation went something like this:

Sandy: Hey, Peter, it seems like since Dr. Smith has taken over as head of Biology, we're not having that pesky feral cat problem on campus any more. I wonder why?

Peter: Yeah, totally. Hey, let's go see Police Academy 2 tonight!

Sandy: I'd love to, but I have to take my daughter and stand in line to get her a Cabbage Patch Kid at Toys 'R' Us.


Oh, did I forget to mention that animals were harmed during the making of this catalog?

So, there you have it--Part 1 of Lamar in all its BASIC, COBOL, cat dissecting, goofy nerd, 80s glory. Part II explores even more visual evidence of Lamar's 80s shenanigans.